Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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