i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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