he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
