Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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