You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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