I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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