The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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