Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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