There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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