How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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