Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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