My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
