thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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