The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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