The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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