i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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