I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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