Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
