The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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