you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
ttyl tear gas
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
