Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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