their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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