what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
