We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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