Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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