I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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