just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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