he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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