So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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