who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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