We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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