we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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