Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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