Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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