weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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