he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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