i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Green mimosas i think yes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
