The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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