Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're a waste of cheezeits
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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