The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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