Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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