so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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