'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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