Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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