wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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