But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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