i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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