so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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