Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize