I skipped work to stalk him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
