I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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