did you get engaged???
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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