bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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