Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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