Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is Oprah even human
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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