He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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