On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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