there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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