other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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