I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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