Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
